The city of Gilbert will have to think about setting some drunk tanks aside for these birds. Currently, its inhabitants are under attack from drunk birds. The birds are eating fermented berries and their livers which are too young aren’t able to function as they should so they are not able to fly straight.
The result? These berry drinkers are flying straight into the windshields and windows in the city…
All this is due to global warming. This year the city of Gilbert suffered a drop in temperatures much earlier than usual, which accelerated the fermentation of these berries. In addition, the drop in temperature meant that the birds did not decide to migrate.
The local police chief, who has received numerous complaints from his fellow citizens, has given this phenomenon a rather funny name, ‘berry drinkers.’ According to him, there is nothing to be done except to wait for the birds to sober up.